Robo Massage Chair Might Save Your Marriage

Oi, my aching back! “Honey, can you please give me a massage?”

Isn’t the beginning of a relationship wonderful? When all the wishes and demands of either party are wholeheartedly fulfilled with loving care and enthusiasm? Skip ahead a few years, hear this question while you’re watching your favorite football team on the telly or talking to your best girlfriend on the phone and, guaranteed, the asking party will be met with “Can I do it later, sweetheart, after I’m finished solving the Middle East peace crisis?” Translation- you ain’t gettin’ that massage. Now, before you go out and spend ridiculous amounts of money on “special massage” from sleazy Thai specialists in the dark alleys of Chinatown, ruin your marriage and destroy any semblance of normalcy for your children, spend that ridiculous amount of money on this groovy Robo Massage Chair.

Costing a mere $5,799, (you can’t buy love, remember?) this incredible massage chair provides you with a complete and complex voice-activated system that will please and comfort you all over. And you won’t get in trouble with the missus, guys! Relax and get carried away with five pre-programmed, 15-minute massage sequences that work your body from head to foot. You can even customize your bodywork to your liking and save up to 20 of your favorite massages. Plus, you can just lie there and direct the machine, “Oh, yeah, that’s it. Stop right there, now faster, harder”. You get the idea.

[via Ubergizmo]

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