iPodbikini
What bikini-wearing, sun-loving, sexy mama doesn’t want to be able to control her iPod with the simple touch of a boob? I know I’ll be lining up at Macy’s to get one of these. “Hey, hot guy next to me on the beach, would you mind switching my playlist to ‘shuffle’? I just can’t comprehend all these buttons.” Hmmm….i don’t think so.

Looks like these silver iPod bikinis could be the most popular stripper-wear of the year. Seductive stripteasers can wear shiny swimsuits with self-controlled MP3 selections to drown out “Welcome to the Jungle” for the fourth time in one evening at the Bada Bing. This way, the skilled ecdysiast can groove to her own beat and ignore your advances when you tell her about the availability of your villa in the south of France for the two of you.

[via Gizmodo]

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