Close Encounter on Your Desk : Alien Abduction Lamp

OK,OK, now I believe. I believe that aliens do exist. At least on your desk.

The Alien Abduction Lamp consists of a metal UFO containing the light (complete with an array of alien pilots) which is supported entirely on a frosted glass tractor beam. The cone shaped beam serves to diffuse the light and spread it around, and by turning the intergalactic communication antenna on top of the saucer (also the on/off switch), you can set the light inside the saucer to “pulse” the beam. Why would you want a pulsing beam? Well, how else would you propose to abduct the cow or human who are available as accessories?

The Alien Abduction Lamp is currently only available as a concept by Lasse Klein, but I don’t see how it could possibly fail to be produced for purchase. And if we never hear about it again, it will be for one reason and one reason only: a government conspiracy, just like Roswell.

[ via OhGizmo ! ]

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