Control Your Man and Control Your Woman Remote Controls

There are many times within the daily grind of a relationship where you wish you could magically adjust your partner to do exactly what you want them to do. It would be nice if they did these things of their own accord, like washing the dishes, picking up their socks or paying attention to your physical needs without having to play a game of cat and mouse.

While these devices don’t physically change your partner into the robot you wish they were, they might liven up your standard evening at home and make it hilariously entertaining for an hour or two. On the other hand, the Control Your Man and the Control Your Woman Remotes could very well backfire, causing a swift end to the relationship and heading you towards the Divorce Court faster than you can say “Kiss me, you fool!”.

Catering completely to gender stereotypes, the pink Control Your Man remote has clever witticisms such as; “What were you thinking?”, “Whoa, ever hear of foreplay?” and “Just tell me you love me!” Conversely, the Control Your Woman remote assaults your feminine object of desire with sweet nothings like; “Zip it!”, “Clean up on aisle four!”, “Yeah baby, do that again!” and “Feed me!”

The Control Your Mate Remotes are sold separately from Baron Bob at $17.95 and as a couple for $29.95 and includes two AA batteries. This brings new significance to the term “gag gift”.

[via Coolest Gadgets]

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