Here’s a Finger in Your Eye: Sundayo USB Eye Massager
Ok, people. Here’s another USB gadget to file under Weird and Strange Things from the Exotic Orient. Surely, some well-trained Geisha beauty has her secret knowledge of proper eye massage training but if you’re lacking a Geisha in your near vicinity, I guess these USB-powered vibrating Eye Massagers will have to do the trick.
While I am hearing faint whispers of the sing-song,“You’ll poke your eye out”, vis-à-vis “A Christmas Story”, these colorful Sundayo Eye Massagers are used to relax your eyes after long hours spent toiling away in front of your computer. Using three very high-tech variables, “Stop”, “High Speed” and “Low Speed”, the user apparently sticks this on his or her eyelid and automatically relaxes into a transcendental meditative state.
According to Sundayo, “Massage is also said to aid digestion, by encouraging the production of saliva and the flow of the digestive juices. It assists in our fight against infection, since it boosts the immune system. It stimulates the lymphatic system, which carries the white blood cells; these in turn protect against viruses and degenerative diseases.” All very true, just be careful that you close your eyes first, otherwise, you might be making an embarrassing emergency trip to your Ophthalmologist.
[via Ubergizmo]
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